My ranking of NFL teams

This is not a power ranking of teams currently, but rather a ranking of who I would root for in any given match up. The way to interpret this list is that, given a match up between any two teams, I will root for the team ranked higher on this list, with the intensity of my fandom proportional to the difference in ranking.
    My team:
  1. Patriots

    2. Were nice to my man Brady:
  2. Bucs

    3. Historically bad in my lifetime but loveable underdogs:
  3. Lions
  4. Vikings
  5. Bears
  6. Jaguars

    7. Likeable juggernauts:
  7. 49ers
  8. Chiefs

    9. Teams I just like for one reason or another
  9. Panthers
  10. Ravens
  11. Seahawks
  12. Steelers
  13. Bengals
  14. Chargers

    15. Don't really care but would take them over Bills or Jets:
  15. Texans
  16. Saints
  17. Titans
  18. Cowboys
  19. Packers

    20. AFC east teams I'm obligated to root against but lowkey kinda like:
  20. Bills
  21. Jets

    22. Don't really care but would take Bills or Jets over them:
  22. Browns
  23. Colts
  24. Commanders
  25. Falcons
  26. Cardinals
  27. Raiders

    28. Teams I just dislike for one reason or another:
  28. Broncos
  29. Rams

    30. 2008 superbowl:
  30. Giants

    31. Teams I just hate:
  31. Dolphins
  32. Eagles